he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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