HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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