I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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