Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Small penises have feelings too.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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