Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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