THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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