in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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