Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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