I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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