Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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