he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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