So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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