even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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