I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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