It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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