I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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