I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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