Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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