I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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