Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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