At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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