Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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