But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize