it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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