he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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