I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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