Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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