It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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