weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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