One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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