im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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