So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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