are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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