Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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