Can Purell be used as lube?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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