yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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