these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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