i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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