Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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