i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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