i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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