Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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