She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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