And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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go home
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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