the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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