omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I lost the right to judge tonight
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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