you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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