Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you would pick up someone in the library
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
be right there i have to get my cape
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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