Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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