i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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